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Greeting Card “Tonight This Is What”

Original price was: $2.09.Current price is: $1.67.

Description

Make birthdays hilariously unforgettable with our Adult Humor Birthday Cards – perfect for the friend, sibling, coworker, or overly honest aunt who appreciates a little sass with their sentiment. These cards go beyond the basic “Happy Birthday” and dive straight into the heart of what really matters: sarcasm, wine, and the reality of getting older (and not wiser).

Crafted with a touch of mischief and just the right amount of inappropriate charm, our cards are guaranteed to spark laughs, eye rolls, and possibly a text that says, “You’re the worst. I love it.”

Because adulthood might be overrated—but your birthday cards shouldn’t be.


Key Features:

  • 😏 Wickedly Funny Messages – From mild innuendo to full-blown sass, each card delivers the kind of humor that’s only legal after 18.

  • 🎂 Perfect for Grown-Ups – Designed for adults who enjoy a laugh about aging, adulting, and awkward life truths.

  • 📏 High-Quality Stock – Printed on thick, premium card stock that’s sturdy enough to survive even your drunk uncle’s hands.

  • 📬 Envelope Included – Comes with a blank envelope, because we’re classy like that (sometimes).

  • 🖊️ Blank Inside – Plenty of space to write your own insult, heartfelt message, or confession from that one night in Vegas.

  • 💡 Suitable For: Friends, family, coworkers, partners, and that one friend who definitely shouldn’t be left alone with tequila.


🛒 Great For:

  • Birthdays

  • Gag gifts

  • Roasts

  • Party centerpieces

  • That moment when the others just doesn’t cut it

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